Funny Stuff!

These aren't relevant to anything other than they are so stinking funny I knew if didn't write them down I would forget them.

• Me: Hey Em you know what Dr. B says you need to eat your peas. Em: Mom I don't like peas. Me: Eat just a couple of them there are kids starving in Africa. Em: Well, if they are hungry and I don't like the peas anyway why don't we just send the peas to them.
• Jax: Mom I need some more pop corn. Me: Jax you mean corn on the cob? Jax: Yea, pop corn, it says pop pop pop when I eating it, mom.
• Me: Em is daisy duck sitting on your birds nest you made at school. Em:Because mom she laid those eggs, now tell her how proud you are of her keeping them warm.
• Em: Mom for mothers day you get a day off. Unless we need you I don't know that dad knows how to do everything.